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Jeffrey & Janice card range
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Happy birthday remember it's not the walk of shame if you run
If you're overly competitive about being more tired than someone else marriage might be for you
Happy 21st time to grow the fuck up
Online shopping gave her a reason to stay alive another 3 - 5 business days
They didn't believe in casual drinking it was drink until you were falling over or just don't bother
A birthday hangover is the universe's way of saying you kicked ass last night
True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount
They loved having the grandchildren to stay... we're here to fuck up all your good shit
Happy divorce day...... He was an arse
Finally old enough to do what i want... too tired to actually do it
After yoga she was all " Peace, Love & Happiness " ... But still a little bit " Go Fuck Yourself"
No one wants to sleep like a baby ( those little buggers never sleep ) ... you want to sleep like a husband
He reminded them that he’d wiped their arses, so one day they’d have to do the same for him
Happy Birthday to one of the classiest bitches I know.
Congrats on the new home!
While she could still party like a total legend, it would appear she couldn’t quite recover like one.
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles & shits.
Happy Birthday you sexy beast.
Happy Birthday Should we have a drink tonight?
Congrats on the new place
Celebrating another year of being a Totally Awesome Bitch
Couples that shit together stick together
Don’t wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel..
If you can’t say something nice, say it to your husband.. he’s not listening anyway
True love is when people lower their standards just the right amount
He always knew he’d look lovely in lycra
Half of him was a hopeless romantic..
The grey hair he could cope with. It was the saggy balls that really got to him
With cod liver oil and yoga, anything was possible
Now he’d shaved his balls, he’d hit 3 seconds off his best time
People say she acted like she didn’t give a fuck.. it wasn’t an act
She was her favourite bitch to bitch about bitches with.
Sorry you’re leaving.. just kidding off you fuck
Happy Birthday. Let’s get drunk and pretend we can dance
Used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
Happy Birthday. Your mind thinks you’re 29..
You drink too much, swear too much, say really inappropriate things..
You’re getting married and we’re getting pissed!
Happy Birthday let’s day drink
True love is… no longer having to hold in your farts
Happy Birthday 30 - Shits starting to get real
One year closer to crazy cat lady, that smells of wee.
At your age, you should never trust a fart.
Hobbies are important when you retire. Their hobbie was drinking wine.
Happy Mothers Day If you can't be a good example, then just be a terrible warning .
On Mother's Day she congradulated herself on what a good job she'd done of keeping the little f*ckers alive.
Happy Mother's Day Thanks to her kids, now every time she laughed, a little bit of pee came out
A Bloody Mary was as close to a juice cleanse as she was ever gonna get.
Fresh out of f*cks.
Father's Day reminds me how bloody amazing my Mum is.
Happy Father's Day from your adult child who still hasn't left home.
Please accept this Father's Day Card as a token of my poverty.
Our friendship has saved me a fortune in therapy Thankyou
And she gave no f*cks. Not a single one. And she lived happily ever after.
She googled her symptoms, and it turned out that she just needed
The birthday suit was beginning to look like it could do with a good iron
Happy Birthday 40 You'll never forget your first grey pube.
Happy Birthday 60 ( How the f*ck did that happen?)
Happy Birthday 50( How the f*ck did that happen?)
Turns out getting older is mainly just resetting passwords
Happy Retirement. Here's to doing f*ck all
50 years of being an arsehole.
Thankgoodness for fask masks..her bitch face could finally rest
He was about 20% Stud 80% Muffin
Happy Birthday Milk 21 for all its worth(no one gives a sh*t about 22)
Happy Birthday Let's day drink so we can go to bed earlier.
You might be a dickhead, but you're my dickhead
Happy Birthday According to our maths, you are really f*cking old.
Happy birthday remember it's not the walk of shame if you run - Sold Out
If you're overly competitive about being more tired than someone else marriage might be for you - $9.00 NZD
Happy 21st time to grow the fuck up - Sold Out
Online shopping gave her a reason to stay alive another 3 - 5 business days - Sold Out
They didn't believe in casual drinking it was drink until you were falling over or just don't bother - Sold Out
A birthday hangover is the universe's way of saying you kicked ass last night - Sold Out
True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount - Sold Out
They loved having the grandchildren to stay... we're here to fuck up all your good shit - $9.00 NZD
Happy divorce day...... He was an arse - Sold Out
Finally old enough to do what i want... too tired to actually do it - $9.00 NZD
After yoga she was all " Peace, Love & Happiness " ... But still a little bit " Go Fuck Yourself" - $9.00 NZD
No one wants to sleep like a baby ( those little buggers never sleep ) ... you want to sleep like a husband - $9.00 NZD
He reminded them that he’d wiped their arses, so one day they’d have to do the same for him - $9.00 NZD
Happy Birthday to one of the classiest bitches I know. - Sold Out
Congrats on the new home! - $9.00 NZD
While she could still party like a total legend, it would appear she couldn’t quite recover like one. - $9.00 NZD
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles & shits. - Sold Out
Happy Birthday you sexy beast. - Sold Out
Happy Birthday Should we have a drink tonight? - $9.00 NZD
Congrats on the new place - $9.00 NZD
Celebrating another year of being a Totally Awesome Bitch - Sold Out
Couples that shit together stick together - $9.00 NZD
Don’t wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel.. - $9.00 NZD
If you can’t say something nice, say it to your husband.. he’s not listening anyway - Sold Out
True love is when people lower their standards just the right amount - $9.00 NZD
He always knew he’d look lovely in lycra - $9.00 NZD
Half of him was a hopeless romantic.. - $9.00 NZD
The grey hair he could cope with. It was the saggy balls that really got to him - Sold Out
With cod liver oil and yoga, anything was possible - $9.00 NZD
Now he’d shaved his balls, he’d hit 3 seconds off his best time - Sold Out
People say she acted like she didn’t give a fuck.. it wasn’t an act - $9.00 NZD
She was her favourite bitch to bitch about bitches with. - Sold Out
Sorry you’re leaving.. just kidding off you fuck - $9.00 NZD
Happy Birthday. Let’s get drunk and pretend we can dance - $9.00 NZD
Used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house. - Sold Out
Happy Birthday. Your mind thinks you’re 29.. - Sold Out
You drink too much, swear too much, say really inappropriate things.. - Sold Out
You’re getting married and we’re getting pissed! - $9.00 NZD
Happy Birthday let’s day drink - $9.00 NZD
True love is… no longer having to hold in your farts - Sold Out
Happy Birthday 30 - Shits starting to get real - $9.00 NZD
One year closer to crazy cat lady, that smells of wee. - $9.00 NZD
At your age, you should never trust a fart. - $9.00 NZD
Hobbies are important when you retire. Their hobbie was drinking wine. - $9.00 NZD
Happy Mothers Day If you can't be a good example, then just be a terrible warning . - $9.00 NZD
On Mother's Day she congradulated herself on what a good job she'd done of keeping the little f*ckers alive. - $9.00 NZD
Happy Mother's Day Thanks to her kids, now every time she laughed, a little bit of pee came out - $9.00 NZD
A Bloody Mary was as close to a juice cleanse as she was ever gonna get. - $9.00 NZD
Fresh out of f*cks. - Sold Out
Father's Day reminds me how bloody amazing my Mum is. - $9.00 NZD
Happy Father's Day from your adult child who still hasn't left home. - $9.00 NZD
Please accept this Father's Day Card as a token of my poverty. - $9.00 NZD
Our friendship has saved me a fortune in therapy Thankyou - $9.00 NZD
And she gave no f*cks. Not a single one. And she lived happily ever after. - Sold Out
She googled her symptoms, and it turned out that she just needed - $9.00 NZD
The birthday suit was beginning to look like it could do with a good iron - Sold Out
Happy Birthday 40 You'll never forget your first grey pube. - Sold Out
Happy Birthday 60 ( How the f*ck did that happen?) - $9.00 NZD
Happy Birthday 50( How the f*ck did that happen?) - Sold Out
Turns out getting older is mainly just resetting passwords - $9.00 NZD
Happy Retirement. Here's to doing f*ck all - $9.00 NZD
50 years of being an arsehole. - $9.00 NZD
Thankgoodness for fask masks..her bitch face could finally rest - $9.00 NZD
He was about 20% Stud 80% Muffin - Sold Out
Happy Birthday Milk 21 for all its worth(no one gives a sh*t about 22) - $9.00 NZD
Happy Birthday Let's day drink so we can go to bed earlier. - $9.00 NZD
You might be a dickhead, but you're my dickhead - $9.00 NZD
Happy Birthday According to our maths, you are really f*cking old. - Sold Out
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Cards are 7 x 5 inches, and come with a brown envelope and in a cello bag.
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